MASTER CLEANSE! Let's begin

So we're going to the beach in 2 weeks.  Yes.  TWO WEEKS.  And I'm still not in the shape that I'd like to be in.  Now, I am pretty thin.  I'm just not totally in shape.  I have fat that I carry around my tummy and in my thighs and TOTALLY in my butt.  I hate it.  But I never work out.  I know.  How can you expect to lose fat or gain muscle mass when you don't work out?  I wish I had an answer. 

So my "quick fix" answer is that I'm going to do the master cleanse and document it.  I was thinking about doing it daily....  On the blog.  But I think that it would be easier to do the 14 days of it and document it and post it all at once.  It would be more cohesive and easier to read.  I'm actually REALY excited about it.  I'm weird... I know!  It's cool though.  Part of my charm...  Woop woop! 

I started this last night.  I drank a cup of smooth move (Senna Leaf) which is a laxative tea.  I woke up this morning with a rumble in my tummy.  Umm... it wasn't pleasant, but not terrible either.  The irony of this is that I was baking my fave - banana bread and I made some KILLER potato salad and I couldn't even eat it.  Oh well.  Life is tough!  Suck it up cupcake!  I will not cheat on this.  I will not cheat on this.  I will not cheat on this.  Did I say I won't cheat on this??

I do love me some Chick-Fil-A.  But alas - I must resist!

TTYL!  I have some GREAT posts coming up in the next 2 weeks! I can't WAIT!